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What does an intelligent owl say? Whoooom. (Natalie Steiner, 5, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rolling Hills Country Day)
* Why did the lamp flunk all his classes? He wasn’t very bright. (Joey and Mikey Cammorata, 10 and 8, Agoura Hills, Yerba Buena School)
* What eight-letter word has only one letter in it? Envelope. (Alison Hestrin Lerner, 6, Encino, Valley Beth Shalom Day School)
* What travels around the world but stays in the corner? A postage stamp. (Jonathan Hestrin Lerner, 8, Encino, Valley Beth Shalom Day School)
* Where does a cat go for a new tail? A tailor. (Jeremy Lasman, 9, Rancho Palos Verdes, Peninsula Montessori)
* Who is the world’s coolest ant? Antarctica. (Brian Pappalardo, 9, San Pedro, Seventh Street Elementary)
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