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“Well, we’re learning more and more about John Bolton, President Bush’s new U.S. ambassador to the U.N. Colleagues say he’s arrogant, they say he’s caustic, they say he’s blunt, they say he’s constantly browbeating underlings, and -- no, wait a minute, that’s me.”
-- DAVID LETTERMAN
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Bush tried to turn the spotlight on Bolton’s positive characteristics. For example, did you know he was born of human parents? -- JON STEWART
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